Another Cool Christmas…

December 25, 2011

For those outside the Bay Area, I hope you enjoy snuggling by the fire tonight. Regrettably, the Bay Area Board of Conflagratory Correctness and has declared yet another Spare the Air Day, our tenth since November 1, when our Scrooge-like leaders will impose hefty penalties on anyone daring to light their yule logs. So keep those home fires smouldering and cuddle up to your computer ’cause here’s a virtual fine-free fireplace for you.  Merry Christmas!


Schlock the Halls

December 22, 2011

Here’s a link to today’s column, which deals with some pretty tacky holiday decor — and why we love it.

I’ll be back writing regularly for this blog come January, so stay tuned!

Meanwhile I hope you have a very Merry Christmas.

Art of the Deal

December 9, 2011

Don’t give up on me, loyal readers.  I’ve been down with the flu, and even downer with the pressure of closing the retail store, so my hilarity-quotient has been on the wane.  I hope you’ll check out my new column in the Star and look for more from me soon.   Meanwhile don’t let that holiday season of joy make you too crazy-go-nuts!